I cannot.
And I hate that song. A
lot.
A lot, a lot.
Hating songs is not a sin that I’m aware of.
{I know some of you just cringed at the fact that I said ‘hate,’ and
I wasn’t referring to politicians. “Is she a
Christian? She said 'hate' and she wasn’t
talking about Satan, Obama gas prices or taxes! We
better put her on the prayer chain.”}
I’ll go along with the common Christian understanding that hatred
is murdering something in your heart.
Well, friends, if I could, I’d murder this song in real life. I’d borrow some “tools” from Handsome and I’d
get to murdering, because I hate this
song.
I don’t know why I hate it so much, but I do and I’d rather listen
to 3 minutes of a cat clawing a chalk board.
It put a nasty taste in my mouth regarding hippies, “retro-looking” flowers,
the color of pea soup, bell-bottom jeans, fringed clothing and Wyoming.
Wyoming????
That’s where I first heard this wretched song.
If they could put it in bottles, I’m sure it’d make for a nice, natural
ipecac.
{What? You love that song? I’m sorry, we can’t be friends.}
Proverbs 17:22 says
“A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.” Last night my bones were pretty well dried
up. I had a headache {accompanied by
aching sinuses, ears and throat} due to the pitiful wreck I had become via the
extensive shedding of tears. As I wrote
earlier, I will not succumb to my fears, but remain hopeful. And trying wholeheartedly to do so, I will
aim to be cheerful. Before the Bad News,
I was planning to write a silly post just for you…
because you’re so good looking…
because my life is quite satirical...
because I love you.
I get a box full of emails daily, because I’m continuously signing
up for junk mail. Yep, it’s all my
fault! I do it on purpose. To get coupons. I know, it’s sick. But alas…
I received an email from Payless {you know they sell shoes that used to be
cheaply made and priced. Now they’re
just cheaply made}. And Payless was
having A SUPER AMAZING SALE: BOGO!!
In case you hadn’t figured out, BOGO means buy one, get one HALF off.
WHOA! 50% savings???
No, read that again. Do not be fooled by
their marketing.
With a little second grade math, you can figure out that what you
are really purchasing is two pairs of shoes at 25% off each.
Good feeling gone.
Anywho… they were showing off their pretty spring heels {because
they know I am a sucker for heels}. And to
my delight, they had some floral printed ones that were quite swoon-worthy. But to my dismay they were all peep-toed…or
toad- whichever. These particular Peep
Toes had extra-small peep-toe-holes. {My
skin is starting to crawl, but I have to finish telling you this.}
I have big feet and extra-long toes. {Oh my goodness, this is becoming more embarrassing
all the time.} I’ve had my cry about it and I’m
over it.
Yes, I’m 5’ 5” and sporting size 10 feet {Thankfully, they’ve grown two sizes
since having kids, which is CLEARLY why we cannot have anymore children}.
Too true, I could save money on skis… thanks for telling me. Only, I don’t ski. Big feet and all, I love shoes, especially
heels. Even though I am normally
barefoot, I am a sucker for them. But
Peep Toes are usually a no-go for me. I
have long, skinny toes, and the last thing on Earth anyone wants to see is my second toe sticking out of that tiny hole
like a claw… no, a talon. It’s not very
attractive. YET! They keep making these
shoes. Personally, I believe they should
give an option of Peep Toe or CLOSED Toe.
They have those handy drop-down options: size, color, width. It’d be easy to add a toe option.
Peep Toe for short, stubby-toed people, and closed toe for people
who don’t want their eagle talons scaring small children.
Payless irritated me with their lack of cute, floral heels without a peep toe,
so I didn’t buy any. I was going to buy
those and some flats, because I HAD to take advantage of their “amazing”
sale. {Only not really} Instead I bought some cute, orthopedic
comfy flats from Target’s Daily Deals… which was
actually a deal, being that they were half off of one pair! Take that Payless!
Other things to think of which are humorous and mood-lifting:
Little Guy, with his sharp Christian Bale teeth, grinning with an entire head of a rubber duck in his mouth. Maybe we should’ve named him Beowulf, or just Wolf.
Speaking of ducks…
Babe e’s head is full of fluffy hair, quite similar to the look of a duckling’s
bottom. It’s scrumptious. {Yes, I’ve turned into one of those terrifying
old ladies that wants to EAT UP small children because of their adorable
features. I’ll skip the pizza and
imagine gobbling the body parts of my children… or not… nope, I guess I just
cured myself of that.}
Now I want pizza.
May you have an evening full of Good Medicine!!!
love. love. love
Nina the mom